Baby #15

So this blue man here is named Einstein Wicker and her's the father of the next baby, and I know what you're thinking, so here you go, let it out of your systems: 

Are you good now? Good. Anyways Samantha got a boyfriend named Nathaniel Keaton

And...OH NOES! A DEATH OCCURS.

Poor Imogen died. She drowned and I definitely did not kill her because I didn't want to look at her ugly face anymore. What? She was an adult. If you don't believe me, that other Sim is JoAnn. She's a teenager now. There's no rule that says you're not allowed to kill the children once they become adults. I've kept the abomination from reproducing!

Jesus mode activated!!!

Look at the trap infested hell hole their house has become. All thanks to JoAnn. Gosh JoAnn

And Starr actually had the baby during the day time.

I present you baby #15

Luke McKinney. Luke is Greek and it means "form of Luciana" so I looked up what Luciana means...and it means "Light."

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Baby #14

So this albino guy that I made named Derrick Maurer was originally going to be the father. But then I found out that he was dating Starr's daughter, Yurina, but I made them do it anyways, because he wasn't rejecting her.


During this pregnancy, I managed to get a a lot of nice family shots. So please enjoy the stylings of the McKinney Family

A family meal of spaghetti (yum!)

William and JoAnn play some tag. And Imogen's off creepin' in the background

The girls (Samantha, Imogen, and JoAnn) go for a swim.

Willam plays some videogames. And waaaay off in the corner is Truely


And then Starr goes into labor once more.

Something I've noticed is that Starr always has her babies at night.


I present you baby #14

Vladimir McKinney. Vladimir is Slavic and it means "great ruler"


While I'm not too big of a fan of the name Vladimir, it's the name of the main character in my favorite book series the Chronicles of Vladimir Tod


For some reason the name is not on the Names list. I cannot figure out why. I think they're might've been 101 male names because I don't remember replacing Vladimir with anything. So the case of the mysterious Vladimir. Unless I can figure out a name on the list that I replaced in stead of Vladimir, he's just gonna be Vladimir. 


FINALLY! MALE OFFSPRING!


And random information, Starr got another grandchild. Lucia Lacy is her name.


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Baby #13

So this is the next father. He's green. His name is Ervin Julian.

And Everyone grew up and here are the twins

JoAnn actually looks black, with the exception of the blue eyes.


and William is a skinny white kid.

*Sigh* this game clearly does not know how genetics work in the real world.


And Sydney and Beverly went to prom

And Beverly got her first boyfriend. Jorge

Look how many teenagers there are in this town. That is a lot of teenagers.

And about 5 more showed up after this.


and baby comes.

I present to you baby #13

Truely McKinney. Truley is English and it means "honestly"


Despite her father's skin color she is another white kid.


And Starr, why you only have daughters?


Some other random information is that Starr became a Grandma during this. She now has a grandson named Hector McKinney (I didn't name him).


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Babies #11 and #12

You'll be proud to know I no longer have a family of white kids. Meet the next father, a sim I made, Frederick McNally

And we had another mega birthday party in which all of the children grew up. Look at Sydney's rockin' hair.

And Beverly's ravenous

She looks Asian.


And here we have Marla Hooch

I know it's hard to see in this picture, but Imogen is hideous.


And videogames are a serious thing

Sydney's not too pretty either.


And another hospital birth

Apparently Starr thinks she's going to get arrested.


I present to you baby #11

JoAnn McKinney. JoAnn is English and it means "God is Gracious"


And baby #12

William McKinney. William is English and it means "strong-willed warrior"


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Babies #9 and #10

We start our next chapter with a graduation. I was originally going to get these two married, but their boyfriends were being difficult, so I moved them out shortly after their graduation.

Good-bye Evelyn and April. You will be sorely missed, but not really because I kept confusing Evelyn for Yurina.


The father of the next two babies is everyone's favorite blond haired, preppy looking, Aryan. Ethan Bunch

He just kind of showed up at my house in his graduation robes. I don't know why though.


Speaking of Aryans, look at Sydney.

So it took me awhile to figure this out, but I was sitting here wondering "Why does shy have blonde hair when her father has black hair and her mother has brown hair." Well the answer is Dustin Langerak (again, i have no idea how to spell it) has blond hair and he would be her grandfather.


Sydney and Beverly are polar opposites when it comes to looks.

Sydney has blonde hair and blue eyes and Beverly has jet black hair and black eyes. No, her eyes are really black. They're not brown. Her eyes are just two black circles.


This is off-topic from the flow of the family, but for some reason the maid was in her swimsuit

WTF


And now we go to the life Edward...

Edward is a genius. He enjoys spending his time playing chess and reading.


And his mean big sister is obsessed with planting booby traps all over the house (which is super annoying) and well...this happened.

Really, Yurina, light blue hair. Grow up.


So anyways. Starr got to have the babies at the hospital once more

Hey look. It's Elliott. Right there on the right. He was also randomly at the house when Starr returned from the hospital.


I present to you baby #9

Imogen McKinney. Imogen is English and it means "Innocent, girl." Fun fact, the name Imogen was never intended to exist. It was actually created because a writing mistake William Shakespeare made in the play "Cymbeline." Odds are the name was supposed to be Innogen, but the two N's kind of formed together to make the name Imogen.


And baby #10

Samantha McKinney. Samantha is American and there is no definite meaning for Samantha, but it is believed to be a combination of the names "Samuel" and "Anthea"


And holy fuck, why does my Sim keep having girls? So far she has eight daughters and two sons.


...wow. Just...wow. This is incorrect.


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Babies #7 and #8

Okay, it was a bitch and half trying to get Starr pregnant this time. You'll see as we go on, a lot of time passed from the birth of Edward to the birth of the next two babies.

So, there was a mega birthday party going on that featured the growing up of Elliott, April, Evelyn, Heather, and Yurina. When it was Yurina's turn to take a shot at the birthday cake, this happened somehow. 

So I was like "oh my god yes! I'm going to get the fireman to come here without even having to cheat!"

Well, I did engage Starr in a relationship with the fireman, too bad he's a pussy. I'm not even kidding. I made him her boyfriend and he wouldn't even kiss her, let alone do it with her, so I broke up with him and moved on to Parker Langrek (sp?)

I met him in the park either before or after Elliott moved out. I can't remember. And it pissed me off this time around because my game does this weird thing when sometimes even if your Sim does get pregnant it doesn't play the pregnancy tune. I don't know if every game does it or just mine, but it's annoying. But she did end up pregnant on the first try.

And I swear, every thing happened during this pregnancy

Oh, Edward, you cheeky bastard

Isn't that Olive Specter from the Sims 2?

Random picture that I don't remember taking of Heather, Yurina and Sam Sekemoto. I know in the last post I said the girl in the purple leggings and green dress was Evelyn, well she's not. It's Yurina. I can't tell the girls apart. They all look the same to me. So, doesn't Yurina have pretty eyes?

Putting your teenage daughter in time out because she caught you having an affair.

Evelyn and April go to prom. Well, in this picture, they're leaving prom

And both of them managed to get boys to like them, and so I figured I'd make them both have boyfriends. Well, somehow Evelyn's man friend, whose name escapes me became an adult less than 24 hours later

I have dubbed him "Ginger Powder" since I can't remember his name and he looks like Ginger Powder. Look at that shady ginger look. Y'know what he wants. Oh, Ginger Powder, I always knew you were a pedo.

Getting April a boyfriend was much easier, except...

Oh god. Do I even need to say what's wrong here. He's got a ponytail. Ladies, if a man wears a ponytail any time other than when he's working out...ew. He's just ew. And this guy is a lard ass on top of it. Not there's anything wrong with being fat, it's just, I'm biased right now since he's wearing a ponytail. That's not attractive.

*vomit*

Edward became a child (see what I mean when I say this took a long time). He looks exactly like Sam Sekemoto, go figure, only he's tanner than Sam.

And Starr got to have her first hospital birth since she had Elliott since none of her children need adult supervision anymore

So I present to you baby #7

Sydney McKinney. Syndey is French and it is "a contraction of St. Deny"...that's helpful

And Baby #8

Beverly McKinney. Beverly is English and it means "From the beaver stream"

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