Babies #19 and #20

This is going to be a picture-tastic post, just so you know.

So this is the next father, Antwan Haley. And I didn't know this when they were having sexy time, but he's actually the new repairman because I guess Clark got to old. I don't know his life. Anyways, this is the second repairman Starr's fucked. She must have a fetish for them. I imagine her favorite pick up line is "Is that a wrench in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

You see this. This picture right here. For some strange reason, Logan and Baylen never stop crying. Even when they're in a perfect mood, they cry. It's more Baylen than Logan, but my god, does Starr have to give you her undivided attention every second in order to please you. Well news flash, there's five kids in the house and only one Starr. She can't pay attention to everyone at the same time.

This picture's funny. Let's play find the creeper.

And Starr decided to start showing in the middle of the bathroom which made my life difficult because I was trying to grow Benjamin up but it wasn't working because she was just frozen there for a really long time.

If Baylen means "auburn haired" then I guess I picked the right name for her.

Boy, what are you wearing? Logan is really into warm colors. All of his outfits by default consisted of oranges, reds, and yellows. And you can't tell from this picture but Logan has purple eyes.

That's not weird at all. Why do ghosts come out of their graves just to sleep? I never understood that.

Look at this fine family picture. Here we have Luke and Lacia, the uncle who's younger than his niece, and in the background there's April and Joseph. Considering her husband is like...black, it's really weird how white her children are.

Weird glitch.

I decided to give Starr some much deserved me time. Here she is painting her latest masterpiece that was worth over $1000. Go Starr.

And I missed taking a picture of Starr going to the hospital because I was distracted because I was afraid my laptop was going to over heat like it always does when I'm playing the Sims.

I present to you baby #...

Okay, seriously what the hell is this? I don't play the Sims in 2 months and they installed this bizarre feature during my absence.

*Sigh* I present to you baby #19

Juno McKinney. Juno is Latin and Juno was the goddess of marriage of childbirth I assume in the ancient Roman religion.

And baby #20

Roy McKinney. Roy is Scottish and it means "red".

I'm really bummed about his names. Of all the names on the list, Roy was the one I really didn't want to pick. The only reason I put it down was because of Roy Mustang from Full Metal Alchemist. It's just not a good name. Sorry if your name is Roy, I'm just not a big fan of the name.

Rules
Names List

Baby #18

Here's the father of the next child: Ephraim Terrell. He's black because there's too many white kids in this family. 

This is teenage Vladimir. Look at his eyes. It's so fitting for him to have those red eyes.

And he get's to go to prom right away.

Isn't he so handsome?

Guess who else I met?

A very pregnant Yurina. Again, that awkward moment when you're pregnant at the same time your mom is. Vladimir's going to get a sibling-nephew/niece. Fun times.

Really Sims 3?

And Vladimir has a lover face now.

This is Kellee Peck.

And more night time babies

I present to you baby #18

Benjamin McKinney. Benjamin is an English name meaning "Son of my right hand"

There have also been 2 new grandchildren. Kristal Maurer and Joseph Lacy.

Rules
Names List

Babies #16 and #17

I know what you're going to say, you haven't updated in 2 months! What's the deal. I promise you, I am not giving up on this challenge. I just can't force myself to play the Sims. It's something I have to want to do.

Since it's been 2 months, I've forgotten a lot about what happened with these babies, so bare with me. This is going to be put together in the way I think it happened

Well this is the father of the next baby. He's the maid. His name is Dante Alder.

So here commences the lives of this kids.

Here's a picture of Vladimir and his nephew Hector. That awkward moment your nephew is older than you.

This is a picture of who I believe is Vladimir and...Luke. I feel like this is supposed to be a picture for the next baby. Oh well.

And who is this pregnant beast. Could it possibly be Beverly? I believe it is. That awkward moment when you're pregnant at the same time as your mom.

And Starr had to have a home birth for some reason I can't remember. She just had to. And how nice. Daddy's in the background freaking out.

I present to you baby #16

Baylen McKinney. Baylen is of French origins and it means "auburn haired." Apparently Baylen is a boy's name, but it's okay because there's a girl in my class named Baylen. So I win.

And baby #17

Logan McKinney. Logan is an Irish name meaning "from the hollow"

And Starr also got another grandchild. Janna Abreu.

Rules
Names List